To Drink This Week: Sex on the Beach

I’ve been at the beach all week; and while there’s been too much rain to get much of a tan, I’ve still had time to gulp down several cocktails a day. When at the beach, one must drink as beach-goers do. This means I’ve limited my alcohol intake to one beverage and one beverage only:

Sex on the Beach.

Of course, a sex on the beach wouldn’t be a worthwhile cocktail without some skin-on-skin action, so I made sure each drink came tailor-made with an anonymous couple rolling around in the sand.

Sex on the Beach

4 ounces vodka

2 ounces peach schnapps

1 1/2 ounces creme de cassis

5 ounces orange juice

5 ounces cranberry juice

1 hot couple for garnish (preferably from the front of an Abercrombie and Fitch store (Hollister will do in a pinch))

Beach (must be warm)

1. Pour booze and juice in cocktail shaker. Add ice to fill the shaker. Shake drink by bouncing up and down seductively.

2. Head down to the beach with hot couple in tow.

3. Demand that hot couple roll around at the shorebreak. Coquettishly pour half of the drink at their feet so that it laps at their toes.

4. Quickly chug the remaining drink. Join in on the fun.